"Towel Boy is a zany character that is beloved by all. He can make you laugh when you are down and save your life when you are fire."

I'm looking for someone with attractice pheromones. Someone who appreciates dry and/or saracastic wit and the beauty of bad puns. Someone who prefers staying in frequently, going out together often, and going out with groups occassionally. Someone adventurous who enjoys traveling, be it international or a simple day trip. Someone with cultural interests (museums, exhibits, theater, concerts, altered consciousness and the like.) Someone who enjoys any or all of the following activities: yoga, hiking, biking, beach/swimming, kayaking/canoeing, or camping. Someone with some sense of personal spirituality. Someone who thrives on creativity in any medium. Someone who encourages. Someone independent who knows what they want. Someone passionate and sensual with a high degree of kinky. Someone romantic without being sappy. Someone with an insatiable desire to learn. A neophyte. A sexy nerd. Someone who likes to frequently give and receive massages. Someone who will scratch my head. Someone who will give me head. Someone with a good head on their shoulders.